The Jolliest
Passenger
in Town.
A life-size holiday figure that rides on your trunk. Every stoplight, school pickup and drive-thru becomes a Christmas moment.
- Life-size and built to turn heads
- 3 characters to choose from
- Bundle and save up to 15%

Three steps to holiday chaos
How It Works
Choose your passenger
Grab one, or build a crew of two or three and save on every figure.
Set it on your trunk
It shows up ready to ride. Sit it in place, pose the arms and legs, and you're done.
Enjoy the chaos
Honks, waves, and strangers filming you at every red light. You just became the main event.
Why people slam the brakes
Impossible to Ignore.
Life-Size Presence
Full-size body, outfit and boots. From across the lot, it looks like someone's really back there.
Made for the Trunk
Sized to sit on sedans, coupes and SUVs. Your daily drive, fully decked out.
Mix Your Crew
Three characters. Pair any two, or take all three and roll up as a gang.
Up in Minutes
No tools, no wiring. Set it up in the driveway and pack it away just as fast.
Bigger crew, bigger savings
Bundle & Save
1 Figure
2 Figures
3 Figures
The difference
Yard Decor Stays Home. This One Rides.
| What you get | trunkmas | Yard Decor |
|---|---|---|
| Life-size, realistic figure | ✓ | ✕ |
| Rides along on your car | ✓ | ✕ |
| Gets reactions everywhere you go | ✓ | ✕ |
| Mix characters in a bundle | ✓ | ✕ |
| Real bundle savings (up to 15%) | ✓ | ✕ |
Free Shipping
Pre-order, ships in time for Christmas
30-Day Guarantee
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Questions?
Good Questions.
How much is shipping?
Shipping is free on every order. No minimums, no surprise fees at checkout.
When will it arrive?
Figures are made to order. Production takes about 15–20 days, then delivery takes 5–15 days depending on where you live. Order before November 20th to get it before Christmas.
Can I mix different characters?
Yes. Pick any combination. Use code CREW2 for 10% off two figures or CREW3 for 15% off three.
What if something's wrong with my order?
You're covered for 30 days. If your figure arrives damaged or not as described, reach out and we'll replace it or refund you.
How do I pay?
All major cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Shop Pay through Shopify's secure checkout.
Be the Car Everyone Talks About.
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